01. Tell me if something catches fire and I will put pants on. I promise. 02. I would do something terrible right now for a cheeseburger. 03. Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery. 04. You should check your pockets more often. I put my underwear in them an hour ago, can we go home now? 05. Threesomes require serious focus. I woke up with a bruise on my hip the size of a plate and I'm not sure who's to blame.
[ believe ben when he says he's waited patiently most of the week to text; the line between subtle attraction and casual disinterest in the-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-coworker is razor thin. unfortunately for all involved, ben is neither subtle nor casual, and navigating the dividing line is something he's never managed to grasp.
what he lacks in charm he makes up for in patience, notable in the restraint of his language. what rey won't see, though, is just how many times he's typed and retyped the same thing just to circle back to his first choice. ]
Think you left your sweater in my car last Friday. If it's yours, I'd offer to send it along with Poe to give to Finn to give to you but this is Poe we're talking about.
[ a picture of the sweater comes along, just to really drive home the lie that he hadn't noticed and remembered rey's entire outfit the second she'd walked into that bar. it'd been left on the backseat, and he'd left it in the car approximately 1.75 hours before rescuing it from loneliness. ]
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tfln carryover, jan 3.
↞ @withinreach
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↞ @chandrila
forgive me
make it up to me 🙃
what does my empress desire
bottomless cheese fries, thanks
cheese curds atop or gtfo
that's poutine you heathen
The superior cheese fry if we’re being honest
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[ just saying ]
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i don't care what day it is.
04 it's group texting day
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2 bc i have to
obviously
sldkjhf modern au bc ben is Incel Culture
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well, u asked
what he lacks in charm he makes up for in patience, notable in the restraint of his language. what rey won't see, though, is just how many times he's typed and retyped the same thing just to circle back to his first choice. ]
Think you left your sweater in my car last Friday. If it's yours, I'd offer to send it along with Poe to give to Finn to give to you but this is Poe we're talking about.
[ a picture of the sweater comes along, just to really drive home the lie that he hadn't noticed and remembered rey's entire outfit the second she'd walked into that bar. it'd been left on the backseat, and he'd left it in the car approximately 1.75 hours before rescuing it from loneliness. ]
wow he's an absolute disaster
the point is that he's...... trying? i guess
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